I Found This Hidden Under the Wardrobe in My Girlfriend’s Room, and the Unexpected Discovery Left Me Curious, Confused, and Wondering What It Was Doing There, While Raising Questions About Whether It Was Something Harmless, Forgotten, Secretive, or Connected to a Part of Her Life I Had Never Known About Before in Our Relationship Together

I held it out like evidence from a scene I didn’t fully understand, my hand hovering in the air as though the object itself might suddenly confirm all my worst…